W4nd3r3r: well, I see you wanna get to know my early life. well congratu-fucking-lations, you're interested.

you want my backstory? it's here for you to read despite my resistance to The Author's imploring.

you wanna find out who i am, my heritage, my true being, why i am the way i am? well here's all the details.


oh and here's a table of contents in case you've been here before